when i was little i always used to wonder what the mall was like when it was closed. thinking about hanging out in a closed mall both thrilled and freaked me out at the same time. imagine all the fun one could have checking out each store with no annoying salespeople. imagine all the free stuff you could snag. but then also imagine being trapped in a mall with a serial killer looking to kill you. haha. so anyways now that i'm one of those annoying salespeople i had the grand opportunity to finally see what a closed mall is like! (that's sarcasm by the way). all the lights remain on in most of the stores because there are other annoying salespeople closing and cleaning their respective stores. walking through a deserted mall to get to your car is kinda trippy. but the scariest part about having a closing shift: exiting through the mall's hidden dungeons...just kidding, it's really emergency exits, but damn these pictures will explain why i said dungeon. haha.
signs like these make me laugh. are they trying to make me feel safe(r)?
the emergency exit is a long, dark, sketch ass tunnel, and if someone lights a bomb you're fucked...but don't worry you'll be ok because combustibles in this exit are against the law. oh wells. the dungeon is pretty drab. i wonder what would happen if someone put up a poster for a little decoration. would some one take it down? if i ever decide to spruce up the dungeon, i'll definitely take a picture of it.
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